“All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone, they will pour acid on your shivering skin and leave you to die.”
Howard, Fresh Meat (via sundaylatte)

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vanillathena:

fullmetalfisting:

what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt 

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stfucuntflap:

Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world

I really love this omfg

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thehomosexualheartthrob:

if i text you and you don’t respond i’m going to assume it’s because of one of 2 reasons

  1. you hate me
  2. you’re dead

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